“..is wall’s pretty damp.”
That’s what I comprehended after trying hard to concentrate on the plumber’s voice rather than his full lips covered with a bushy mustache, the big bottom fully covered with his baggy pants….pants, why was he wearing loose pants that made it hard to see the outline of his bulge?!!
Yeah, the bulge, it was quite impressive and probably a sign of some noticeable meat…..What was he saying again….something was damp, was he talking about my jeans…. not possible because they were soaked from the other drooling head……..Concentrate, seriously I need to concentrate more when the topic of discussion is something very important…What was it again? Would he give me his number or would he call me back if I give him mine? How many times am I supposed to ask him out until he lets me get in his pants. He must be very hairy, with nice love handles….hhhhmmm we can spend all night together. He’s very muscular with a little belly, probably from drinking too much beer….BEER, I can drink beer with him after each round, oh
BEER I so much miss you. You were the best company in my lonely stressful nights.
Where was I? Ah huh, I wonder what kind of underwear he is wearing. He doesn’t look like a thong guy and surely nothing pink or even orange, so maybe he’s wearing green briefs… but I don’t like green on my guy……..My Guy?!!
“…s leaking so …main valve?”
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This plumber talks a lot and none of the things he’s saying makes sense.
I think it’s wiser to stop drooling and pay more attention….OK! Let’s do it. You big hairy (un)sexy guy who’s not my type at all, I’m going to turn off the water at the main valve, I give you the permission to take off the tiles, walls, pants…. sorry I got distracted again, anyway take whatever you think is necessary off and fix the fucking leak! Meanwhile I go talk to A’s principal who had a crush on me since she enjoys seeing me 3 times a week. Don’t make much noise because our new neighbors totally hate us and I really don’t want them to call the cops again!
Ok, Mr plumber I’m leaving you and the leak alone now, be a good boy and do your job, I don’t want to catch you red handed with your hands on your balls. I’ll be back soon!
Note: Would anyone make a series called “Desperate house husbands” with lots of sexy queers? I really need a job and a break from all these dramas!
What are you rambling about?
How have you been?
Your household, including Z and P, would be perfect for the Desperate Househusbands of…….